Yoo don’t worry if you don’t see my url on your dash i’ll be away for a week. bye!

slut-jared:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry



WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT 

slut-jared:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

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WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT 

ultrafacts:

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And No, the owls are not harmed during this process.

ultrafacts:

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And No, the owls are not harmed during this process.

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

poeticdarkbeauty:

africanonyx:

How accurate is this of today’s current events

like to the very skin tbh

forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 


don’t you worry, keep on sleeping

don’t you worry, keep on sleeping

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

punkflcwer:

new babies

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.